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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out β€œDo you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via departured)

fake-mermaid:

i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here

(via givingblowjobs)

davykesey:

This evening was the last of four times this summer when the sunset perfectly aligns with the grid of Manhattan. The view was incredible, of course, but what really struck me is the effect it had on the city. People flood the streets, traffic slows, and everyone takes it in. An entire city pauses for a moment to stop and simply marvel. It was beautiful.

(via darkbrokenparadise)

mom: can you do this chore for me?
me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
mom: *does it for you*
mom: why can't you ever be responsible